Dumb Bird + Fast Dog = Dead Bird

Kei ate a bird last night. I took him outside for his business and a dumb bird got startled and as he was trying to fly away, kept hitting the sides of the house and porch, it could not figure out how to fly away from Kei. The bird flew right in front of Kei and of course Kei grabbed it in his mouth. Unfortunately, he did not want to release the bird, so I tried to wrestle it away from him. The wrestling caused some of the bird's blood to get on my leg, so I had take a shower. And to cap it all off, this all happened at 2 A.M. -David